Our Lady of the Sackcloth

1 
There was a Priest at Philæ,
    Tongue-tied, feeble, and old;
 And the daily prayer to the Virgin
    Was all the Office he could. 
2 
The others were ill-remembered,
    Mumbled and hard to hear;
    But to Mary, the two-fold Virgin,
   Always his voice rang clear. 
3 
And the congregation mocked him,
   And the weight of the years he bore,
 And they sent word to the Bishop
   That he should not serve them more. 
4 
(Never again at the Offering
    When the Bread and the Body are one
 Oh, never the picture of Mary
    Watching him serve her Son!) 
5 
Kindly and wise was the Bishop.
     Unto the Priest said he:—
 “Patience till thou art stronger,
     And keep meantime with me. 
6 
“Patience a little; it may be
    The Lord shall loosen thy tongue
 And then thou shalt serve at the Offering
   As it was when we were young.” 
7 
And the Priest obeyed and was silent,
   And the Bishop gave him leave
 To walk alone in the desert
   Where none should see him grieve. 
8 
(Never again at the Offering
   When the Wine and the Blood are one!
 Oh, never the picture of Mary
    Watching him honour her Son!) 
9 
Saintly and clean was the Bishop,
    Ruling himself aright
 With prayer and fast in the daytime
   And scourge and vigil at night. 
10 
Out of his zeal he was minded
   To add one penance the more—
A garment of harshest sackcloth
    Under the robes he wore. 
11 
He gathered the cloth in secret
    Lest any should know and praise—
The shears, the palm and the packthread—
   And laboured it many ways. 
12 
But he had no skill in the making,
   And failed and fretted the while;
 Till there stood a Woman before him,
   Smiling as Mothers smile. 
13 
Her feet were burned by the desert—
    Like a desert-dweller she trod—
Even the two-fold Virgin,
   Spouse and Bearer of God! 
14 
She took the shears and the sacking,
   The needle and stubborn thread,
 She cut, she shaped, and she sewed them,
    And, “This shall be blessed,” she said. 
15 
She passed in the white hot noontide,
     On a wave of the quivering air;
 And the Bishop’s eyes were opened,
   And he fell on his face in prayer. 
16 
But—far from the smouldering censers—
    Far from the chanted praise—
Oh, far from the pictures of Mary
   That had watched him all his days— 
17 
Far in the desert by Philæ,
    The old Priest walked forlorn,
 Till he saw at the head of her Riders
    A Queen of the Desert-born. 
18 
High she swayed on her camel,
    Beautiful to behold:
 And her beast was belled with silver,
    And her veils were spotted with gold! 
19 
Low she leaned from her litter—
   Soft she spoke in his ear:—
 “Nay, I have watched thy sorrow!
   Nay, but the end is near! 
20 
“For again thou shalt serve at the Offering
    And thy tongue shall be loosed in praise,
 And again thou shalt sing unto Mary
     Who has watched thee all thy days. 
21 
“Go in peace to the Bishop,
   Carry him word from me—
That the Woman who sewed the sackcloth
     Would have him set thee free!”

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Our Lady of Many Dreams

1 
Trees to the very water's edge— 
  Pond lilies white and full,
Bulrush and quaking grass and sedge
Where the moorhen clucks, does this seem to you 
  Anything more than an hour or two
      Of hot, uneasy pull?
2 
A waste of mud where the sea scum floats 
  Forgotten of the tide,
Gully and gut, and stranded boats 
Stretched like carcasses—What do you see
  Just the mud & eternity
      And nothing else beside.
3 
The wind in the bents the hiss of the sand 
  Driven along the shore,
The sweep of flat alluvial land
In a dozen lines of brown and gray.
How does it strike you—What do you say 
  Landscape and nothing more?
4 
A sloping street with a railway arch 
      Spanning the end of it,
A grey-stone chapel-prim and starch 
  Set in its own half acre of green
Railed like a jail and below-half seen 
  Red blurs from the lamps just lit.
5 
The stillness of dawn-the broad red glow 
      Breaking behind the pines,
The mist in the valley and far below
  A white smoke puff as the first train flies 
Into the open, where serpentwise
      The river curves and shines.
6 
Gravel foundation pits half done 
      Gaping and deep and dry, 
Unfinished houses–one by one
  Standing guard over open cellars 
To catch unwary inebriate dwellers
  In the thick packed houses by.
7 
A voice in the street, some sound unheeded 
      By others, a woman's gait,
(But that no two women could walk as she did) 
And you drift thro' the past on a broken ship
  Derelict ten years–Give me the slip 
      While I stand on the shore & wait—

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Our Lady of Many Dreams

1 
We pray to God, and to God it seems 
  Our prayers go heavenward;
But She, our Lady of many Dreams, 
  Keepeth a secret guard,
And by virtue of every vow we vowed, 
  And by every oath we sware,
Is all our worship disallowed,
  And She taketh toll of the prayer.
God is above, but She below,
  Instant and very fair.
2 
[We praye to God, and to God it seemes
  Our prayers goe up on hie.
But Shee—our Ladye of many dreames 
  Heareth them presently;
For eache of us guards her secretlie 
  And should never question where—
We would lie, till the stars dropt out of the skie 
  And the face of Heaven was bare—
God is above and shee below 
  Instante & very faire]
3 
And the stroke of the sword is Hers by right, 
  And every stroke of the pen,
And the brain and the tongue and the muscles might, 
  For She ruleth divers men;
And the brutal strength is consecrate 
  To Her service and Her will,
And the writer labours early and late, 
  And the felon doeth ill.
God is above, but She below,
  That we labour, or write, or kill.
4 
[And hers is the hardest houre of strife 
  Either by Lande or Sea,
And hers the bitterest houre in life 
  And hers, our miserie—
But hers is that houre after the fraye, 
  And hers the peace of the dawne
And hers the endinge of the daye,
  And for her is the Noone's heat borne
And for her do we take the ploughe or the pen,
  And for her is the armour worne]
5 
In a secret shrine, far out of sight, 
  Seen by no other eyes,
Lieth our Lady day and night
  (Marvellous fair and wise);
For Her shrine is set in a heart's red throne 
  By our pulse's fall and rise,
And we pray to Her, and to Her is known 
  All good that in us lies.
God is above, but She below 
  Compelleth our destinies.
6 
Whether our Lady be gently bred, 
  Or sprung of the city's sin;
Whether Her dress be silk or thread, 
  Or Her cheeks be full or thin;
Whether Her hair be black or gold, 
  Or brown, or blanched, or grey;
Whether our Lady be young or old, 
  Is only one that can say—
And he is both Priest and Worshipper 
  Whose eyes are turned on my lay!

[Stanzas two and four above  were 
not included in the published versions]

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One Viceroy Resigns

So here's your Empire. No more wine, then? Good.
We'll clear the Aides and khitmatgars away.
(You'll know that fat old fellow with the knife—
He keeps the Name Book, talks in English too,
And almost thinks himself the Government.)
O Youth, Youth, Youth! Forgive me, you're so young.
Forty from sixty—twenty years of work
And power to back the working. Ay de mi!
You want to know, you want to see, to touch,
And, by your lights, to act. It's natural.
I wonder can I help you. Let me try.
You saw—what did you see from Bombay east?
Enough to frighten any one but me?
Neat that! It frightened Me in Eighty-Four!
You shouldn't take a man from Canada
And bid him smoke in powder-magazines;
Nor with a Reputation such as—Bah!
That ghost has haunted me for twenty years,
My Reputation now full blown—Your fault—
Yours, with your stories of the strife at Home,
Who's up, who's down, who leads and who is led—
One reads so much, one hears so little here.
Well, now's your turn of exile. I go back
To Rome and leisure. All roads lead to Rome,
Or books–the refuge of the destitute.
When you ... that brings me back to India. See!
   Start clear. I couldn't. Egypt served my turn.
You'll never plumb the Oriental mind,
And if you did it isn't worth the toil.
Think of a sleek French priest in Canada;
Divide by twenty half-breeds. Multiply
By twice the Sphinx's silence. There's your East,
And you're as wise as ever. So am I.
   Accept on trust and work in darkness, strike
At venture, stumble forward, make your mark,
(It's chalk on granite), then thank God no flame
Leaps from the rock to shrivel mark and man.
I'm clear—my mark is made. Three months of drought
Had ruined much. It rained and washed away
The specks that might have gathered on my Name.
I took a country twice the size of France,
And shuttered up one doorway in the North.
I stand by those. You'll find that both will pay,
I pledged my Name on both—they're yours to-night.
Hold to them—they hold fame enough for two.
I'm old, but I shall live till Burma pays.
Men there—not German traders—Crosthwaite knows–
You'll find it in my papers. For the North
Guns always—quietly—but always guns.
You've seen your Council? Yes, they'll try to rule,
And prize their Reputations. Have you met
A grim lay-reader with a taste for coins,
And faith in Sin most men withhold from God?
He's gone to England. Ripon knew his grip
And kicked. A Council always has its Hopes.
They look for nothing from the West but Death
Or Bath or Bournemouth. Here's their ground. They fight
Until the middle classes take them back,
One of ten millions plus a C.S.I.
Or drop in harness. Legion of the Lost?
Not altogether—earnest, narrow men,
But chiefly earnest, and they'll do your work,
And end by writing letters to the Times,
(Shall I write letters, answering Hunter–fawn
With Ripon on the Yorkshire grocers? Ugh!)
They have their Reputations. Look to one—
I work with him—the smallest of them all,
White-haired, red-faced, who sat the plunging horse
Out in the garden. He's your right-hand man,
And dreams of tilting Wolseley from the throne,
But while he dreams gives work we cannot buy;
He has his Reputation–wants the Lords
By way of Frontier Roads. Meantime, I think,
He values very much the hand that falls
Upon his shoulder at the Council table–
Hates cats and knows his business; which is yours.
Your business! Twice a hundred million souls.
Your business! I could tell you what I did
Some nights of Eighty-Five, at Simla, worth
A Kingdom's ransom. When a big ship drives,
God knows to what new reef the man at the wheel
Prays with the passengers. They lose their lives,
Or rescued go their way; but he's no man
To take his trick at the wheel again. That's worse
Than drowning. Well, a galled Mashobra mule
(You'll see Mashobra) passed me on the Mall,
And I was—some fool's wife had ducked and bowed
To show the others I would stop and speak.
Then the mule fell—three galls, a hand-breadth each,
Behind the withers. Mrs. Whatsisname
Leers at the mule and me by turns, thweet thoul!
"How could they make him carry such a load!"
I saw—it isn't often I dream dreams—
More than the mule that minute—smoke and flame
From Simla to the haze below. That's weak.
You're younger. You'll dream dreams before you've done.
You've youth, that's one—good workmen—that means two
Fair chances in your favour. Fate's the third.
I know what I did. Do you ask me, "Preach"?
I answer by my past or else go back
To platitudes of rule—or take you thus
In confidence and say: "You know the trick:
You've governed Canada. You know. You know!"
And all the while commend you to Fate's hand
(Here at the top on loses sight o' God),
Commend you, then, to something more than you—
The Other People's blunders and ... that's all.
I'd agonize to serve you if I could.
It's incommunicable, like the cast
That drops the hackle with the gut adry.
Too much—too little—there's your salmon lost!
And so I tell you nothing—wish you luck,
And wonder—how I wonder!—for your sake
And triumph for my own. You're young, you're young,
You hold to half a hundred Shibboleths.
I'm old. I followed Power to the last,
Gave her my best, and Power followed Me.
It's worth it—on my soul I'm speaking plain,
Here by the claret glasses!—worth it all.
I gave—no matter what I gave—I win.
I know I win. Mine's work, good work that lives!
A country twice the size of France—the North
Safeguarded. That's my record: sink the rest
And better if you can. The Rains may serve,
Rupees may rise—three pence will give you Fame—
It's rash to hope for sixpence—If they rise
Get guns, more guns, and lift the salt-tax ... Oh!
I told you what the Congress meant or thought?
I'll answer nothing. Half a year will prove
The full extent of time and thought you'll spare
To Congress. Ask a Lady Doctor once
How little Begums see the light—deduce
Thence how the True Reformer's child is born.
It's interesting, curious . . . and vile.
I told the Turk he was a gentleman.
I told the Russian that his Tartar veins
Bled pure Parisian ichor; and he purred.
The Congress doesn't purr. I think it swears.
You're young—you'll swear to ere you've reached the end.
The End! God help you, if there be a God.
(There must be one to startle Gladstone's soul
In that new land where all the wires are cut.
And Cross snores anthems on the asphodel.)
God help you! And I'd help you if I could,
But that's beyond me. Yes, your speech was crude.
Sound claret after olives—yours and mine;
But Medoc slips into vin ordinaire.
(I'll drink my first at Genoa to your health.)
Raise it to Hock. You'll never catch my style.
And, after all, the middle-classes grip
The middle-class—for Brompton talk Earl's Court.
Perhaps you're right. I'll see you in the Times—
A quarter-column of eye-searing print,
A leader once a quarter—then a war;
The Strand a-bellow through the fog: "Defeat!"
"'Orrible slaughter!" While you lie awake
And wonder. Oh, you'll wonder ere you're free!
I wonder now. The four years slide away
So fast, so fast, and leave me here alone.
Reay, Colvin, Lyall, Roberts, Buck, the rest,
Princes and Powers of Darkness, troops and trains,
(I cannot sleep in trains), land piled on land,
Whitewash and weariness, red rockets, dust,
White snows that mocked me, palaces—with draughts,
And Westland with the drafts he couldn't pay.
Poor Wilson reading his obituary
Before he died, and Hope, the man with bones,
And Aitchison a dripping mackintosh
At Council in the Rains, his grating "Sirrr"
Half drowned by Hunter's silky: "Bat my lahnd."
Hunterian always: Marshal spinning plates
Or standing on his head; the Rent Bill's roar,
A hundred thousand speeches, much red cloth,
And Smiths thrice happy if I called them Jones,
(I can't remember half their names) or reined
My pony on the Mall to greet their wives.
More trains, more troops, more dust, and then all's done...
Four years, and I forget. If I forget,
How will they bear me in their minds? The North
Safeguarded—nearly (Roberts knows the rest),
A country twice the size of France annexed.
That stays at least. The rest may pass—may pass—
Your heritage—and I can teach you nought.
"High trust," "vast honour," "interests twice as vast,"
"Due reverence to your Council"—keep to those.
I envy you the twenty years you've gained,
But not the five to follow. What's that? One!
Two!—Surely not so late. Good-night. Don't dream.

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On a recent appointment

‘The projectile having passed beyond the range
of the earth’s attraction, the explosion of rockets
at its base being insufficient to propel it further,
must naturally revolve round the moon
in interplanetary space, until the end of Time;
From the Earth to the Moon. (condensed)’

1
Oh! know ye not the rocket’s flight—
A whizz—an upward progress quick—
A spurt of fire ‘gainst the night,
And, after all, a burnt-out stick
Falls, fields away, and sinks to rest,
Unnoticed, on earth’s kindly breast.

2
Of old, our kings evanished so.
They ruled and passed, and no one missed—
Dispersed to baser spheres and low
‘Mid groves of the Evangelist
Or Kensington or Brompton—these
Received our Ex-authorities.

3
Nous avons changé tout cela
(Which means the old regime is changed)
No longer falls the full-poised star

From that high orbit it has ranged.
But—teste here His Honour’s case—
Returns upon its godly race.

4
This year, he rules our province—next
He will assist in framing laws—
Grow eloquent on code and text,
And scuffle over point and clause.
By ’92, unless I err,
He will be made Commissioner.

5
Divisions will his care confess
For five full years. Thereafter he
In ’97, more or less,
Will find preferment as D.C,
When he will canter o’er the fields
And check the cess his district yields.

6
By nineteen twelve or twenty-four,
When mind and body feel the brunt
Of ninety-seven years or more,—
He will become a junior ‘stunt’;
And three-year men, with beardless faces,
Will help him through his maiden cases.

7
By nineteen-thirty—hopeful thought!
With eighty years of work to show,
We shall behold His Honour brought
To humble E.A.C. you know.
And after that—if life remain—
His Honour will ascend again.

8
Why, Reader, dost thou hesitate
To take my flawless theory?
Go, prove it on a school-room slate—
Look up, oh Doubter, to the sky!
The comet’s fiery passage run,
It spins for ever round the Sun.

Old Mother Laidinwool

1 
Old Mother Laidinwool had nigh twelve months been dead.
She heard the hops was doing well, an' so popped up her head
For said she: "The lads I've picked with when I was young and fair,
They're bound to be at hopping and I'm bound to meet 'em there!"
              
              Let me up and go 
              Back to the work I know, Lord!
              Back to the work I know, Lord!
              For it is dark where I lie down, My Lord!
              An' it's dark where I lie down!

2 
Old Mother Laidinwool, she give her bones a shake,
An' trotted down the churchyard-path as fast as she could make.
She met the Parson walking, but she says to him, says she: -
"Oh, don't let no one trouble for a poor old ghost like me!"
3 
'Twas all a warm September an' the hops had flourished grand.
She saw the folks get into 'em with stockin's on their hands -
An' none of 'em was foreigners but all which she had known,
And old Mother Laidinwool she blessed 'em every one.
4 
She saw her daughters picking an' their children them-beside,
An' she moved among the babies an' she stilled 'em when they cried.
She saw their clothes was bought, not begged, an' they was clean an' fat,
An' old Mother Laidinwool she thanked the Lord for that.
5 
Old Mother Laidinwool she waited on all day
Until it come too dark to see an' people went away -
Until it was too dark to see an' lights began to show,
An' old Mother Laidinwool she hadn't where to go. 
6 
Old Mother Laidinwool she give her bones a shake
An 'trotted back to churchyard-mould as fast as she could make.
She went where she was bidden to an' there laid down her ghost...
An' the Lord have mercy on you in the Day you need it most!
              
              Let me in again, 
              Out of the wet an' rain, Lord!
              Out of the wet an' rain, Lord! 
              For it's best as You shall say, My Lord! 
              An' it's best as You shall say! 

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Ode, Melbourne Shrine of Remembrance

1  
So long as memory, valour, and faith endure,
   Let these stones witness, through the years to come,
How once there was a people fenced secure
   Behind great waters girdling a far home.
2
Their own and their land's youth ran side by side
   Heedless and headlong as their unyoked seas
Lavish o'er all, and set in stubborn pride
   Of judgment, nurtured by accepted peace.
3
Thus, suddenly, war took them–seas and skies
   Joined with the earth for slaughter. In a breath
They, scoffing at all talk of sacrifice,
   Gave themselves without idle words to death.
4
Thronging as cities throng to watch a game
   Or their own herds move southward with the year,
Secretly, swiftly, from their ports they came,
So that before half earth had heard their name
   Half earth had learned to speak of them with fear;
5
Because of certain men who strove to reach,
   Through the red surf, the crest no man might hold,
And gave their name for ever to a beach
   Which shall outlive Troy's tale when Time is old;
6
Because of horsemen, gathered apart and hid–
   Merciless riders whom Megiddo sent forth
When the outflanking hour struck, and bid
   Them close and bar the drove-roads to the north;
7
And those who, when men feared the last March flood
   Of Western war had risen beyond recall,
Stormed through the night from Amiens and made good,
   At their glad cost, the breach that perilled all.
8
Then they returned to their desired land–
   The kindly cities and plains where they were bred–
Having revealed their nation in earth's sight
   So long as sacrifice and honour stand,
And their own sun at the hushed hour shall light 
   The shrine of these, their dead.

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O Baal, Hear Us!

Scene: A Palace in Cloudland.

MORAL TEXT-BOOK COMMITTEE
discovered at a round table, singing.

Moralists we,
From over the sea,
From the land where philosophers plenty be
From the land that produced no Kants with a K,
But many Cants with a C.
Where the Hodmadod crawls in its shell confined,
The Symbol exalted of Fetterless Mind,
And Arithmetic sits on her throne of pride
As Theology personified.
We have fished in the Lake,
And the Worm wouldn't bite.
Our preachers have covered
The Pit from our sight.
By the wisdom of Comte
We have learned to devise
Our own little roofs, and
Dispense with the skies.
The Gods and the Godlings
On dust-laden shelves
Repose for a sign.
We are all Gods ourselves! 
(Confidentialissimo)
And so we come here 
With gum-pot and shear
Devoid of convictions, but blessed with long faces, 
From every land's vext Book
To clip out a text-book
Which gives us religion on natural bases.

PRESIDENT (solo, tremolo)

In Afric's sunny clime the slave 
Assuages both catarrh and grief
By blowing of his nose upon
The Moral Pocket-handkerchief.

His fetich grins beneath the tree
A skull, three rags, an ostrich-feather;
He turns aside to us who give
Good texts and textile goods together.  

Ber-etheren, ere ye stain the pen, 
Think of that joyous Afrikander;
What saith the Chief of Married Men?
Sauce for the goose will suit the gander.
(Flourish of silver trumpets)

In the name of the Great God Fudge, 
I charge ye take good heed
To weigh and sift and sniff and judge 
The merits of every creed,

That no man may your wage begrudge, 
That your fame may be great indeed.
Who have gotten a God at the Government's nod 
In the land where the deities breed.  

The COMMITTEE fall to their labours. 
The INDIAN PANTHEON rises behind them in red fire.  
CHORUS OF THE INDIAN PANTHEON

We be the Gods of the East,  
Older than all;
Rulers of Greatest and Least,
Rulers of Mourning and Feast,
Rulers of Man and of Beast.  
How shall we fall;
Whose feet are made firm on men's necks— 
Whose hands hold their heart-strings in thrall?  

SEMI-CHORUS

Over the strife of the schools  
Low the day burns;
Back as the kine to the pools  
Each one returns,
To the life that he knows, 
Where the altar-flame glows, 
And the tulsi is trimmed in the urns.  

CHORUS

Will they gape for the husks that ye proffer,
Or move to your song?
And we—have we nothing to offer
Who held them so long
In the cloud of the incense, 
The clash of the cymbal, 
The blare of the conch and the gong?

PRESIDENT  (jubilantissimo)

We'll get the text-book ready as quickly as we can
For the Ary- for the Ary- for the Ary-an!  

SECRETARY

I'll go and hunt the Vedas while you play with the Ko-ran"
For the Ary- for the Ary- for the Ary-an!

DUET AND DANCE

Oh, isn't it nice to root out Vice, and usher Virtue in!
And isn't it sad a cultured lad should stumble into sin!
We'd like to have him moral; but, oh, where shall we begin
With the Ary- with the Ary- with the Ary-an?

CHORUS OF COMMITTEE

Help the Ary- help the Ary- help the Ary-an!
Three-and-thirty million Gods don't improve a man!
Wait till we have forced our potted morals in a can
Down the Ary- down the Ary- down the Ary-an!

PRESIDENT   (patter-song with piccolo accompaniment)

Take a little Rabelais—just a garlic hint;
Out of Locke and Bacon steal something fit to print.
Grind em down with Butler, add morsels of Voltaire;
Don't forget the 'Precious Fools' sketched by Molière!  
Robert Elsmere, Mallock, Hume, Gibbon (on his knees).
Knock the Ten Commandments out if they fail to please;
Substitute the Penal Code—sections underlined.
There you have a perfect book to form the infant mind!  
(Encore verses may be introduced here according
to the taste of the singer or the educational policy
of the Government of India.)    

AERIAL CHORUS OF INVISIBLES   (Stringed instruments only)  

(Con spirito)

The kine went forth to the clover 
In the flush of the morning-tide,
But long ere the day was over
They suffered from pains inside
(Retard)

They laid them down in the clover
They swelled and they burst and they died.
Now was it the fault of the clover  
That tenders its bloom to the bees?
And how did the kine come over 
From the scant, dry grass of the leas,
To eat and to burst in the clover 
That never had injured the bees?  
(Con molt. ezp.)

They had opened the gates to the clover,  
They said it would fatten the kine;
But never a man could discover 
It was wrong for cattle to dine
On the windy and wine-red clover,  
Too fair—too free—and too fine. 

The COMMITTEE conclude their labours,
and produce Moral Text-Book
wrapped in a white handkerchief. 

CHORUS 

Now whoso sneers
At our paste and shears
May go, if he can, to the Deuce! 
We have built for the Pagan 
A first-class Dagon
For strictly official use.
(They dance round the M.T.B. with
appropriate gestures.)

CHORUS OF ADMIRING ARYAVARTAS 
(organ, plagal cadence)

When Dagon was builded of old 
By the Demons who wrought in a day,
His forehead was brazen, his belly was gold, 
And his throne was the red river-clay
[And the tempest dissolved it away—]
But our masters are wiser than they.
(Trumpets)

For when Dagon was builded anew,
By the breath of their order they made him; 
By the froth of their ink-pots they stayed him, 
In cut-paper frills they arrayed him,
The subtle, the supple, the new,
Who is greater than scourges or rods
An olla podrida
Of Faiths and Fifth-Reader, 
The Friend of all Possible Gods! 

COMMITTEE  (scattering text-books abroad)

It's bound in cloth and it's one rupee,  
And a very good thing you'll find it.
It may almost pass for—what you please,  
If nobody gets behind it.  

 (Grand general walk-round of  COMMITTEE. 
Bundles of M.T.B. in their arms; hats over one eye.)

We don't know anything about it at all, 
But here's the book you see;
So we'll supply the school and cry: 
"Are you there Mor-al-i-tee?"  
(Kick-dance in order of seniority) 
(f) We don't care anything about it at all, 
For devil a faith have we;
But we'll all look sly and gaily cry:
"Are you there mor-al-i-tee?"

BOUQUETS, BLUE-FIRE, GENERAL 
REFORMATION AND CURTAIN.    
 

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Nursery Idyls

1 
A little sigh, a little shiver—
  And that means liver.
A little liver when June is nigh, 
  And then we die.
2 
Daffodils in English fields 
  And breezes in the clover;
But here's a sun would strike you dead 
  Seven times over!
3 
Cook's tourist comes and goes— 
  He is but a rover,
While I watch the burning sun 
  Turn over and over.
4 
And I dream of daffodils 
  And the breezy clover; 
Turning on my little bed,
  Over and over.
5 
In England elm-leaves fall
  When winter winds blow keen, 
But the Indian pipâl
  Is always gay and green.
6 
Ne'er in rain or sunshine 
  Leaf or blossom dies—
But I'd give the world for an English elm 
  Under English skies! 
7 
Here's a mongoose
  Dead in the sluice
  Of the bath-room drain.
  How was he slain?
  He must have lain
  Days, it is plain . . .
  Stopper your nose,
  Throw him out to the crows.
8 
Tara Chand is the gardener's mate,
  And labours late and early;
But Dunni is my pony's sais,
  And steals the golden barley.
9 
Golden barley, roses red,
  Rejoice in your morning beauty!
For I have broken Tara's head,
  And given Dunni chuti.

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Norman and Saxon

1                           
"My son," said the Norman Baron, "I am dying, and you will be heir
To all the broad acres in England that William gave me for share
When he conquered the Saxon at Hastings, and a nice little handful it is.
But before you go over to rule it I want you to understand this:–
2  
"The Saxon is not like us Normans. His manners are not so polite.
But he never means anything serious till he talks about justice and right.
When he stands like an ox in the furrow – with his sullen set eyes on your own,
And grumbles, 'This isn't fair dealing,' my son, leave the Saxon alone.
3  
"You can horsewhip your Gascony archers, or torture your Picardy spears;
But don't try that game on the Saxon; you'll have the whole brood round your ears.
From the richest old Thane in the county to the poorest chained serf in the field,
They'll be at you and on you like hornets, and, if you are wise, you will yield.
4  
"But first you must master their language, their dialect, proverbs and songs.
Don't trust any clerk to interpret when they come with the tale of their wrongs.
Let them know that you know what they're saying; let them feel that you know what to say.
Yes, even when you want to go hunting, hear 'em out if it takes you all day.
5  
"They'll drink every hour of the daylight and poach every hour of the dark.
It's the sport not the rabbits they're after (we've plenty of game in the park).
Don't hang them or cut off their fingers. That's wasteful as well as unkind,
For a hard-bitten, South-country poacher makes the best man-at-arms you can find.
6  
"Appear with your wife and the children at their weddings and funerals and feasts.                    
Be polite but not friendly to Bishops; be good to all poor parish priests.
Say 'we,' 'us' and 'ours' when you're talking, instead of 'you fellows' and 'I.'
Don't ride over seeds; keep your temper; and never you tell 'em a lie!"

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