The Post that Fitted

1 
Ere the steamer bore him Eastward, Sleary was engaged to marry
An attractive girl at Tunbridge, whom he called "my little Carrie."
Sleary's pay was very modest; Sleary was the other way.
Who can cook a two-plate dinner on eight poor rupees a day?
2 
Long he pondered o'er the question in his scantly furnished quarters -
Then proposed to Minnie Boffkin, eldest of Judge Boffkin's daughters.
Certainly an impecunious Subaltern was not a catch,
But the Boffkins knew that Minnie mightn't make another match.
3 
So they recognised the business and, to feed and clothe the bride,
Got him made a Something Something somewhere on the Bombay side.
Anyhow, the billet carried pay enough for him to marry -
As the artless Sleary put it: - "Just the thing for me and Carrie."
4 
Did he, therefore, jilt Miss Boffkin - impulse of a baser mind?
No! He started epileptic fits of an appalling kind.
[Of his modus operandi only this much I could gather: - 
"Pears's shaving sticks will give you little taste and lots of lather."]
5 
Frequently in public places his affliction used to smite
Sleary with distressing vigour - always in the Boffkins' sight.
Ere a week was over Minnie weepingly returned his ring,
Told him his "unhappy weakness" stopped all thought of marrying.
6 
Sleary bore the information with a chastened holy joy, -
Epileptic fits don't matter in Political employ, -
Wired three short words to Carrie - took his ticket, packed his kit -
Bade farewell to Minnie Boffkin in one last, long, lingering fit.
7 
Four weeks later, Carrie Sleary read - and laughed until she wept -
Mrs. Boffkin's warning letter on the "wretched epilept." . . .
Year by year, in pious patience, vengeful Mrs. Boffkin sits
Waiting for the Sleary babies to develop Sleary's fits.

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The Portent

Oh, late withdrawn from human-kind
  And following dreams we never knew!
Varus, what dream has Fate assigned 
  To trouble you? 

Such virtue as commends of law
  Of Virtue to the vulgar horde
Suffices not. You needs must draw
  A righteous sword; 

And, flagrant in well-doing, smite
  The priests of Bacchus at their fane,
Lest any worshipper invite
  The God again. 

Whence public strife and naked crime
  And-deadlier than the cup you shun–
A people schooled to mock, in time,
  All law–not one. 

Cease, then, to fashion State-made sin,
  Nor give thy children cause to doubt
That Virtue springs from Iron within–
  Not lead without.

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The Playmate

She is not Folly—that I know.
Her steadfast eyelids tell me so
When, at the hour the lights divide,
She steals as summonsed to my side.

When, finger on the pursed lip
In secret, mirthful fellowship,
She, heralding new-framed delights,
Breathes, "This shall be a Night of Nights!"

Then, out of Time and out of Space,
Is built an Hour and a Place
Where all an earnest, baffled Earth
Blunders and trips to make us mirth;

Whence from the trivial flux of Things,
Rise inconceived miscarryings,
Outrageous but immortal, shown,
Of Her great love, to me alone....

She is not Wisdom, but, maybe,
Wiser than all the Norns is She:
And more than Wisdom I prefer 
To wait on Her,—to wait on Her!

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The Pirates in England

1 
     When Rome was rotten-ripe to her fall,
 And the sceptre passed from her hand,
    The pestilent Picts leaped over the wall
 To harry the English land.
2 
    The little dark men of the mountain and waste,
 So quick to laughter and tears,
    They came panting with hate and haste
 For the loot of five hundred years.
3 
    They killed the trader, they sacked the shops,
 They ruined temple and town–
    They swept like wolves through the standing crops
 Crying that Rome was down.
4 
    They wiped out all that they could find
 Of beauty and strength and worth,
    But they could not wipe out the Viking's Wind
 That brings the ships from the North.
5 
    They could not wipe out the North-East gales
 Nor what those gales set free–
    The pirate ships with their close-reefed sails,
 Leaping from sea to sea.
6 
    They had forgotten the shield-hung hull
 Seen nearer and more plain,
    Dipping into the troughs like a gull,
 And gull-like rising again–
7 
    The painted eyes that glare and frown 
 In the high snake-headed stem,
    Searching the beach while her sail comes down,
 They had forgotten them!
8 
    There was no Count of the Saxon Shore
 To meet her hand to hand,
    As she took the beach with a grind and a roar,
 And the pirates rushed inland! 

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The Penalty

Once in life I watched a Star;
   But I whistled, "Let her go!
There are others, fairer far,
  Which my favouring skies shall show."
Here I lied, and herein I
Stood to pay the penalty.

Marvellous the Planets shone   
  As I ranged from coast to coast–
But beyond comparison
   Rode the Star that I had lost.
I had lied, and only I
Did not guess the penalty! ...

When my Heavens were turned to blood,
  When the dark had filled my day,
Furthest, but most faithful, stood
  That lone Star I cast away.
I had loved myself, and I
Have not lived and dare not die!

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The Peace of Dives

1 
The Word came down to Dives in Torment where he lay
“Our World is full of wickedness, My Children maim and slay,
  “And the Saint and Seer and Prophet
  “Can make no better of it
“Than to sanctify and prophesy and pray. 
2 
“Rise up, rise up, thou Dives, and take again thy gold,
“And thy women and thy housen as they were to thee of old.
  “It may be grace hath found thee
  “In the furnace where We bound thee,
“And that thou shalt bring the peace My Son foretold.” 
3 
Then merrily rose Dives and leaped from out his fire,
And walked abroad with diligence to do the Lord’s desire;
  And anon the battles ceased,
  And the captives were released,
And Earth had rest from Goshen to Gadire, 
4 
The Word came down to Satan that raged and roared alone,’
’Mid the shouting of the peoples by the cannon overthrown
  (But the Prophets, Saints, and Seers
  Set each other by the ears,
For each would claim the marvel as his own): 
5 
“Rise up, rise up, thou Satan, upon the Earth to go,
“And prove the Peace of Dives if it be good or no:
  “For all that he hath planned
  “We deliver to thy hand,
“As thy skill shall serve, to break it or bring low.” 
6 
Then mightily rose Satan, and about the Earth he hied,
And breathed on Kings in idleness and Princes drunk with pride.
  But for all the wrong he breathed
  There was never sword unsheathed,
And the fires he lighted flickered out and died. 
7 
Then terribly rose Satan, and he darkened Earth afar,
Till he came on cunning Dives where the money-changers are;
  And he saw men pledge their gear
  For the gold that buys the spear,
And the helmet and the habergeon of war. 
8 
Yea to Dives came the Persian and the Syrian and the Mede—
And their hearts were nothing altered, nor their cunning nor their greed—
  And they pledged their flocks and farms
  For the King compelling arms,
And Dives lent according to their need, 
9 
Then Satan said to Dives:—“Return again with me,
“Who hast broken His Commandment in the day He set thee free,
  “Who grindest for thy greed,
  “Man’s belly-pinch and need;
“And the blood of Man to filthy usury!” 
10
Then softly answered Dives where the money-changers sit:—
“My refuge is Our Master, O My Master in the Pit.
  “But behold all Earth is laid
  “In the Peace which I have made,
“And behold I wait on thee to trouble it!” 
11 
Then angrily turned Satan, and about the Seas he fled,
To shake the new-sown peoples with insult, doubt, and dread;
  But, for all the sleight he used,
  There was never squadron loosed.
And the brands he flung flew dying and fell dead. 
12 
But to Dives came Atlantis and the Captains of the West—
And their hates were nothing weakened nor their anger nor unrest—
  And they pawned their utmost trade
  For the dry, decreeing blade;
And Dives lent and took of them their best. 
13 
Then Satan said to Dives:—“Declare thou by The Name,
“The secret of thy subtlety that turneth mine to shame.
  “It is known through all the Hells
  “How my peoples mocked my spells,
“And my faithless Kings denied me ere I came.” 
14 
Then answered cunning Dives: “Do not gold and hate abide
“At the heart of every Magic, yea, and senseless fear beside?
  “With gold and fear and hate
  “I have harnessed state to state,
“And by hate and fear and gold their hates are tied. 
15 
“For hate men seek a weapon, for fear they seek a shield—
“Keener blades and broader targes than their frantic neighbours wield—
  “For gold I arm their hands,
  “And for gold I buy their lands,
“And for gold I sell their enemies the yield. 
16 
“Their nearest foes may purchase, or their furthest friends may lease,
“One by one from Ancient Accad to the Islands of the Seas.
  “And their covenants they make
  “For the naked iron’s sake,
“But I—I trap them armoured into peace. 
17 
“The flocks that Egypt pledged me to Assyria I drave,
“And Pharaoh hath the increase of the herds that Sargon gave.
  “Not for Ashdod overthrown
  “Will the Kings destroy their own,
“Or their peoples wake the strife they feign to brave. 
18 
“Is not Carchernish like Calno? For the steeds of their desire
“They have sold me seven harvests that I sell to Crowning Tyre;
  “And the Tyrian sweeps the plains
  “With a thousand hired wains,
“And the Cities keep the peace and—share the hire. 
19 
“Hast thou seen the pride of Moab? For the swords about his path,
“His bond is to Philistia, in half of all he hath.
  “And he dare not draw the sword
  “Till Gaza give the word,
“And he show release from Askalon and Gath.
20 
“Wilt thou call again thy peoples, wilt thou craze anew thy Kings?
“Lo! my lightnings pass before thee, and their whistling servant brings,
  “Ere the drowsy street hath stirred—
  “Every masked and midnight word,
“And the nations break their fast upon these things. 
21 
“So I make a jest of Wonder, and a mock of Time and Space.
“The roofless Seas an hostel, and the Earth a market-place,
  “Where the anxious traders know
  “Each is surety for his foe,
“And none may thrive without his fellows’ grace. 
22 
“Now this is all my subtlety and this is all my wit,
“God give thee good enlightenment, My Master in the Pit.
  “But behold all Earth is laid
  “In the Peace which I have made,
“And behold I wait on thee to trouble it!”

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The Parting of the Columns

‘On the __th instant a mixed detachment of Colonials left for Cape Town, there to rejoin
their respective homeward-bound contingents, after fifteen months’ service in the field.
They were escorted to the station by the regular troops in garrison and the bulk of Colonel __’s
column, which had  just come in to refit, preparatory to further operations. The leave-taking
was of the most cordial character, the men cheering each other continuously.’
[Any Newspaper, during the South African War.]

1  
We've rode and fought and ate and drunk as rations come to hand,
Together for a year and more around this stinkin’ land:
Now you are goin’ home again, but we must see it through.
We needn’t tell we liked you well. Good-bye—good luck to you! 
2  
You ’ad no special call to come, and so you doubled out,
And learned us how to camp and cook an’ steal a horse and scout.
Whatever game we fancied most, you joyful played it too,
And rather better on the whole. Good-bye—good luck to you! 
3  
There isn’t much we ’aven’t shared, since Kruger cut and run,
The same old work the same old skoff the same old dust and sun;
The same old chance that laid us out, or winked an’ let us through;
The same old Life, the same old Death. Good-bye—good luck to you! 
4  
Our blood ’as truly mixed with yours—all down the Red Cross train.
We’ve bit the same thermometer in Bloeming-typhoidtein. 
We’ve ’ad the same old temp’rature—the same relapses too,
The same old saw-backed fever-chart. Good-bye—good luck to you! 
5  
But ’twasn’t merely this an’ that (which all the world may know),
’Twas how you talked an’ looked at things which made us like you so.
All independent, queer an’ odd, but most amazin’ new,
My word! you shook us up to rights. Good-bye—good luck to you! 
6  
Think o’ the stories round the fire, the tales along the trek—
O’ Calgary an’ Wellin’ton, an’ Sydney and Quebec;
Of mine an’ farm, an’ ranch an’ run, an’ moose an’ caribou,
An’ parrots peckin’ lambs to death! Good-bye—good luck to you! 
7  
We’ve seen your ’ome by word o’ mouth, we’ve watched your rivers shine,
We’ve ’eard your bloomin’ forests blow of eucalyp’ and pine;
Your young, gay countries north and south, we feel we own ’em too,
For they was made by rank an’ file. Good-bye—good luck to you, 
8  
We’ll never read the papers now without inquirin’ first
For word from all those friendly dorps where you was born an’ nursed.
Why, Dawson, Galle, an’ Montreal—Port Darwin—Timaru,
They’re only just across the road! Good-bye—good luck to you! 
9  
Good-bye!—So—long! Don’t lose yourselves—nor us, nor all kind friends,
But tell the girls your side the drift we’re comin’—when it ends!
Good-bye, you bloomin’ Atlasses! You’ve taught us somethin’ new:
The world’s no bigger than a kraal. Good-bye—good luck to you!

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The Palace

When I was a King and a Mason - a Master proven and skilled -
I cleared me ground for a Palace such as a King should build. 
I decreed and dug down to my levels. Presently under the silt 
I came on the wreck of a Palace such as a King had built.  

There was no worth in the fashion - there was no wit in the plan - 
Hither and thither, aimless, the ruined footings ran - 
Masonry, brute, mishandled, but carven on every stone: 
"After me cometh a Builder. Tell him I too have known."  

Swift to my use in my trenches, where my well-planned ground-works grew, 
I tumbled his quoins and his ashlars, and cut and reset them anew. 
Lime I milled of his marbles; burned it, slacked it, and spread; 
Taking and leaving at pleasure the gifts of the humble dead.  

Yet I despised not nor gloried; yet, as we wrenched them apart, 
I read in the razed foundations the heart of that builder’s heart. 
As he had written and pleaded, so did I understand 
The form of the dream he had followed in the face of the thing he had planned. 
      
         
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When I was a King and a Mason, in the open noon of my pride, 
They sent me a Word from the Darkness. They whispered and called me aside.
They said - "The end is forbidden." They said - "Thy use is fulfilled." 
"Thy Palace shall stand as that other’s - the spoil of a King who shall build."

I called my men from my trenches, my quarries, my wharves and my sheers. 
All I had wrought I abandoned to the faith of the faithless years. 
Only I cut on the timber - only I carved on the stone:
"After me cometh a Builder. Tell him, I too have known." 

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The Owl

1 
Men said, but here I know they lied,
The owl was of a sullen clan
Whose voice upon the lone hillside
Forboded ill to mouse and man—
A terror noiseless in the flight,
A hooknosed hoodlum of the night.
2 
But I have found another breed,
An owl of fine artistic feelings,
A connoisseur of wine & weed
Who flutters under frescoed ceilings
Nor scorns to bid the passing guest
Abide a season in his nest.
3 
I saw him on the staircase sit
And blandly wink at jibe & joke,
An arbiter twixt wit & wit,
A god enshrined in baccy smoke
While round his pedestal there beat
The clamour of his servants' feet.
4 
Some toiled in  journalistic fetters
And some in stocks—and stand up collars—
Some worked his will in Art & letters
And some their own with things called dollars.
Whate'er they ran or wrote or drew
The owl was monarch of the crew.
5 
With humour bright as Frisco air 
In speech as dry as Frisco sand,
He blithely bade me welcome there 
And stretched a claw to take my hand
Whereat I found acceptance free
Among his jovial company.
6 
A wanderer from East to West 
A vagrant under many skies,
How shall a roving rhymester best 
Requite O owl thy courtesies?
Accept in lieu of laboured stippling
A simple 'Thank you'
signed R. Kipling.

  

 
 

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The Overland Mail

In the name of the Empress of India, make way,
    O Lords of the Jungle, wherever you roam.
The woods are astir at the close of the day—
    We exiles are waiting for letters from Home.
Let the robber retreat—let the tiger turn tail—
In the Name of the Empress, the Overland Mail! 

With a jingle of bells as the dusk gathers in,
    He turns to the foot-path that heads up the hill—
The bags on his back and a cloth round his chin,
    And, tucked in his waist-belt, the Post Office bill:—
“Despatched on this date, as received by the rail,
“Per runner, two bags of the Overland Mail.” 

Is the torrent in spate? He must ford it or swim.
    Has the rain wrecked the road? He must climb by the cliff.
Does the tempest cry halt? What are tempests to him?
    The Service admits not a "but" or an "if."
While the breath's in his mouth, he must bear without fail,
In the Name of the Empress, the Overland Mail. 

From aloe to rose-oak, from rose-oak to fir,
    From level to upland, from upland to crest,
From rice-field to rock-ridge, from rock-ridge to spur,
    Fly the soft sandalled feet, strains the brawny brown chest.
From rail to ravine—to the peak from the vale—
Up, up through the night goes the Overland Mail. 

There's a speck on the hillside, a dot on the road—
    A jingle of bells on the foot-path below—
There’s a scuffle above in the monkey’s abode—
    The world is awake, and the clouds are aglow.
For the great Sun himself must attend to the hail:—
“In the name of the Empress, the Overland Mail!”

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