Gow’s Watch

 

[This play will be moved to the “Tales” section when I work out how to do it – Editor Nov2024]

 

Act II Scene 2

(the first eight lines are used as a heading to
chapter X of Kim, attributed to “Old Play”)

The Pavilion in the Gardens. Enter FERDINAND and the KING

FERDINAND. Your tiercel’s too long at hack, Sir.
He’s no eyass but a passage-hawk that footed ere we caught him,
Dangerously free o’ the air. ‘Faith were he mine
(As mine’s the glove he binds to for his tirings)
I’d fly him with a make-hawk. He’s in yarak
Plumed to the very point. So manned so—weathered!
Give him the firmament God made him for
And what shall take the air of him?

THE KING. A young wing yet
Bold—overbold on the perch but, think you, Ferdinand,
He can endure the raw skies yonder? Cozen
Advantage out of the teeth of the hurricane?
Choose his own mate against the lammer-geier?
Ride out a night-long tempest, hold his pitch
Between the lightning and the cloud it leaps from,
Never too pressed to kill?

FERDINAND. I’ll answer for him.
Bating all parable, I know the Prince.
There’s a bleak devil in the young, my Lord;
God put it there to save ’em from their elders
And break their father’s heart, but bear them scatheless
Through mire and thorns and blood if need be. Think
What our prime saw! Such glory, such achievements
As now our children, wondering at, examine
Themselves to see if they shall hardly equal.
But what cared we while we wrought the wonders? Nothing!
The rampant deed contented.

THE KING. Little enough. God knows! But afterwards.—
after— Then comes the reckoning. I would save him that.

FERDINAND. Save him dry scars that ache of winternights,
Worn out self-pity and as much of knowledge
As makes old men fear judgment? Then loose him—loose him
A’ God’s name loose him to adventure early!
And trust some random pike, or half-backed horse,
Besides what’s caught in Italy, to save him.

THE KING. I know. I know. And yet. . . . What stirs in the
garden?

Enter GOW and a GARDENER bearing the Prince’s body

FERDINAND. (Gods give me patience!) Gow and a gardener
Bearing some load along in the dusk to the dunghill.
Nay—a dead branch— But as I said, the Prince——

THE KING. They’ve laid it down. Strange they should work
so late.

GOW (setting down the body). Heark, you unsanctified fool
while I set out our story.We found it, this side the North Park
wall which it had climbed to pluck nectarines from the alley.
Heark again! There was a nectarine in its hand when we found it,
and the naughty brick that slippedfrom the coping beneath its foot
and so caused its death, lies now under the wall for the King to see.

THE KING (above). The King to see! Why should he? Who’s
the man?

GOW. That is your tale. Swerve from it by so much as the
breadth of my dagger and here’s your
instant reward. You heard not, saw not, and by the Horns of
ninefold-cuckolded Jupiter you thought
not nor dreamed not anything more or other!

THE KING. Ninefold-cuckolded Jupiter. That’s a rare oath!
Shall we look closer?

FERDINAND. Not yet, my Lord! (I cannot hear him breathe.)

GARDENER. The North Park wall? It was so. Plucking nectarines.
It shall be. But how shall I sayif any ask why our Lady the Queen——

GOW (stabs him). Thus! Hie after the Prince and tell him y’are the
first fruits of his nectarine
tree. Bleed there behind the laurels.

THE KING. Why did Gow buffet the clown? What said he? I’ll
go look.

FERDINAND (above). Save yourself! It is the King!

Enter the KING and FERDINAND to GOW GOW. God save you!
Thiswas the Prince!

THE KING. The Prince! Not a dead branch? (Uncovers the face.)
My flesh
and blood! My son! my son! my son!

FERDINAND (to Gow). I had feared something of this. And that
fool yonder?

GOW. Dead, or as good. He cannot speak.

FERDINAND. Better so.

THE KING. “Loosed to adventure early!” Tell the tale.

GOW. Saddest truth alack! I came upon him not a half hour since,
fallen from the North Parkwall over against the Deerpark side—dead—
dead!—a nectarine in his hand that the dear lad musthave climbed for,
and plucked the very instant, look you, that a brick slipped on the coping.
’Tis there now. So I lifted him, but his neck was as you see—and already
cold.

THE KING. Oh, very cold. But why should he have troubled to climb?
He was free of all the fruit in my garden God knows! . . . What, Gow?

GOW. Surely, God knows!

THE KING. A lad’s trick. But I love him the better for it . . . . True, he’s past
loving . . . .And now we must tell our Queen. What a coil at the day’s end!
She’ll grieve for him. Not as Ishall, Ferdinand, but as youth for youth.
They were much of the same age. Playmate for playmate.
See, he wears her colours. That is the knot she gave him last—last . . . .
Oh God! When was yesterday?

FERDINAND. Come in! Come in, my Lord. There’s a dew falling.

THE KING. He’ll take no harm of it. I’ll follow presently.
He’s all his mother’s now and none of mine—
Her very face on the bride-pillow. Yet I tricked her.
But that was later—and she never guessed.
I do not think he sinned much—he’s too young—
Much the same age as my Queen. God must not judge him
Too hardly for such slips as youth may fall in.
But I’ll entreat that Throne.

(Prays by the body.)

GOW. The Heavens hold up still. Earth opens not and this dew’s
mere water. What shall a man think of it all? (To GARDENER.)
Not dead yet, sirrah? I bade you follow the Prince. Despatch!

GARDENER. Some kind soul pluck out the dagger. Why did you
slay me? I’d done no wrong. I’d ha’ kept it secret till my dying day.
But not now—not now! I’m dying. The Prince fell from the
Queen’s chamber window. I saw it in the nut-alley. He was——

FERDINAND. But what made you in the nut-alley at that hour?

GARDENER. No wrong. No more than another man’s wife. Jocasta
of the still-room. She’d kissed me good-night too; but that’s over with
the rest . . . . I’ve stumbled on the Prince’s beastly loves, and I pay
for all. Let me pass!

GOW. Count it your fortune, honest man. You would have revealed
it to your woman at the next meeting. You fleshmongers are all one
feather. (Plucks out the dagger.) Go in peace and lay your death to
Fortune’s door. He’s sped—thank Fortune!

FERDINAND. Who knows not Fortune, glutted on easy thrones,
Stealing from feasts as rare to coney-catch
Privily in the hedgerows for a clown,
With that same cruel-lustful hand and eye,
Those nails and wedges, that one hammer and lead,
And the very gerb of long-stored lightning loosed.
Yesterday ’gainst some King.

THE KING. I have pursued with prayers where my heart warns
me My soul shall overtake—

Enter the QUEEN THE KING. Look not! Wait till I tell you, dearest. . .
. Air! . . .
“Loosed to adventure early”
. . . I go late. (Dies.)

GOW. So! God hath cut off the Prince in his pleasures. Gow,
to save the King, hath silencedone poor fool who knew how
it befell, and, now the King’s dead, ’needs only that the Queen
shouldkill Gow and all’s safe for her this side o’ the judgment . . . .
Señor Ferdinand, the wind’s easterly. I’m for the road.

FERDINAND. My horse is at the gate. God speed you. Whither?

GOW. To the Duke, if the Queen does not lay hands on me before.
However it goes, I charge you bear witness,Señor Ferdinand,
I served the old King faithfully. To the death, Señor Ferdinand—
to the death!

 

Act Ill Scene 2

(used as a heading for “Mrs Bathurst” – 1904, collected in
Traffics and Discoveries, attributed to “Lyden’s Irenius”)

GOW Had it been your Prince instead of a groom caught in this
noose there’s not an astrologer of the city—

PRINCE Sacked ! Sacked ! We were a city yesterday.

GOW So be it, but I was not governor. Not an astrologer, but
would ha’ sworn he’d foreseen it at the last versary of Venus,
when Vulcan caught her with Mars in the house of stinking
Capricorn. But since ’tis Jack of the Straw that hangs, the
forgetful stars had it not on their tablets.

PRtNCE Another life ! Were there any left to die? How did the
poor fool come by it ?

GOW Simpliciter thus. She that damned him to death knew not t
hat she did it, or would have died ere she had done it. For she loved
him. He that hangs him does so in obedience to the Duke, and
asks no more ‘ Where is the rope ? ‘ The Duke, very exactly he hath
told us, works God’s will, in which holy employ he’s not to be
questioned. We have then left upon this danger, only Jack whose
soul now plucks the left sleeve of Destiny in Hell to overtake why
she clapped him up like a fly on a sunny wall. Whuff ! Soh !

PRINCE Your cloak, Ferdinand. I’ll sleep now,

FERDINAND Sleep, then . . . He too, loved his life ?

GOW. He was born of woman . . . but at the end threw life from
him like your Prince, for a little sleep . . . ‘ Have I any look of a King?’
said he, clanking his chain—’to be so baited on all sides by Fortune,
hat I must e’en die now to live with myself one day longer.’ I left him
railing at Fortune and woman’s love.

FERDINAND Ah, woman’s love !
(Aside) Who knows not Fortune, glutted on easy thrones,
Stealing from feasts as rare to coney catch,
Privily in the hedgerows for a clown
With that same cruel-lustful hand and eye,
Those nails and wedges, that one hammer and lcad,
And the very gcrb of long-stored lightnings loosed
Yesterday ‘gainst some King.

THE KING. I have pursued with prayers where my heart warns me
My soul shall overtake-

Enter the QUEEN

THE KING. Look not! Wait till I tell you, dearest….  Air …

” Loosed to adventure early”   I go late. (Dies)

GOW. So! God hath cut off the Prince in his pleasures. Gow, to save the King, hath silenced one
poor fool who knew how it befell, and, now the King’s dead, ‘needs only that the Queen should kill
Gow and all’s safe for her this side o’ the Judgment…. Senor Ferdinand, the wind’s easterly.
I’m for the road.

FERDINAND. My horse is at the gate. God speed you. hither?

GOW To the Duke, if the Queen does not lay hands on me before. However it goes, I charge you bear
witness Senor Ferdinand, I served the old King faithfully, to the death Senor Ferdinand, to the death.

 

Act IV Scene 4

(follows the story “The Prophet and the
Country” – 1924, in Debits and Credits)

The Head of the Bargi Pass—in snow. GOW and FERDINAND
with their Captains.

GOW (to FERDINAND). The Queen’s host would be delivered me
to-day—but that these Mountain Men have sent battalia to hold the Pass.
They’re shod, helmed and torqued with soft gold. For the rest, naked.
By no argument can I persuade ’em their gilt carcasses against my
bombards avail not. What’s to do, Fox?

FERDINAND. Fatherless folk go furthest. These loud pagans
Are doubly fatherless. Consider; they came
Over the passes, out of all man’s world—
Adullamites, unable to endure
Its ancient pinch and belly-ache—full of revenges
Or wilfully forgetful. The land they found
Was manless—her raw airs uncloven by speech,
Earth without wheel-track, hoof -mark, hearth or ploughshare
Since God created; nor even a cave where men,
When night was a new thing, had hid themselves.

GOW. Excellent. Do I fight them, or let go?

FERDINAND. Unused earth, air and water for their spoil,
And none to make comparison of their deeds.
No unbribed dead to judge, accuse ’em or comfort—
Their present all their future and their past.
What should they know of reason-litters of folk—
New whelped to emptiness?
GOW. Nothing. They bar my path.

FERDINAND. Turn it, then—turn it.
Give them their triumph. They’ll be wiser anon—some
thirty generations hence.

GOW. Amen! I’m no disposed murderer. (To the MOUNTAIN MEN)
Most magnificent Senors! Lords of all Suns, Moons, firmaments—
Sole Architects of Yourselves and this present Universe. Yon
Philosopher in the hairy cloak bids me wait a thousand years,
till ye’ve sorted
you.

THE PRIEST OF THE MOUNTAIN MEN. There are none beside
ourselves to lead the world!

GOW That is common knowledge. I supplicate you, allow us the
head of the Pass, that we may better reach the Queen’s host yonder.
Ye will not? Why?

PRIEST. Because it is our will . There is none other law for all the
earth.

GOW (That a few feet of snow on a nest of rocky mountains’d
have hatched this dream-people!) (To PRIEST) Ye have reason
in nature—all you’ve known of it . . . . But—a thousand vears—I
fear they will not suffice.

THE PRIEST. Go you back! We hold the passes into and out of
the world. Do you defy us?

FERDINAND (to GOW) I warned you. There’s none like them
Heaven. Say it!

GOW Defy your puissance, Senors? Not I. We’ll have our
bombards away, all, by noon; and our poor hosts with them. And
you, Senors, shall have your triumph upon us.

FERDINAND Ah! That touches! Let them shout and blow their horns
half a day and they’ll not think of aught else!

GOW Fall to your riots, then! Senors, ye have won. We’ll leave
you the head of the Pass—for thirty generations. (Loudly) The
mules to the bombards, and away!

FERDINAND Most admirably you spoke to my poor text.

GOW Maybe the better, Fox, because the discourse has drawn
them to the head of the Pass. Meantime, our main body has taken the
lower road, with all the Artillery.

FERDINAND. Had you no bombards here, then?

GOW None, Innocence, at all! None, except your talk and theirs I

 

Act V Scene 3

(follows the story “A Madonna of the
Trenches” – 1924, in Debits and Credits)

(After the Battle. The PRINCESS by the Standard on the Ravelin.
Enter Gow, with the Crown of the Kingdom)

GOW Here’s earnest of the Queen’s submission. This by her last
herald—and in haste.

PRINCESS ‘Twas ours already. Where is the woman?

GOW Fled with her horse. They broke at dawn. Noon has not
struck, and you’re Queen questionless.

PRINCESS By you—through you. How shall I honour you?

GOW Me? But for what?

PRINCESS. For all—all—all—
Since the realm sunk beneath us! Hear him! ‘For what?’
Your body ‘twixt my bosom and her knife,
Your lips on the cup she proffered for my death;
Your one cloak over me, that night in the snows,
We held the Pass at Bargi. Every hour,
New strengths, to this most unbelievable last.
‘Honour him?’ I will honour—will honour you—
‘Tis at your choice.

GOW Child, mine was long ago.

(Enter FERDINAND, as from horse)

But here’s one worthy honour. Welcome, Fox!

FERDINAND And to you, Watchdog. This day clenches all—
we·ve made it and seen it.

GOW Is the city held?

FERDINAND Loyally. Oh, they’re drunk with loyalty yonder.
A virtuous mood . Your bombards helped ’em to it . . .
But here’s my word for you. The Lady Frances—

PRINCESS I left her sick in the city. No harm, I pray.

FERDINAND. Nothing that she called harm. In truth, so little
That (to GOW) I am bidden tell you, she’ll be here
Almost as soon as I.

GOW She says it ?

FERDINAND Writes
This (gives him letter) yester eve… ‘T’was given me by the priest—
He with her in her hour.

GOW So? (Reads) So it is.
She will be here. (To FERDINAND) And all is safe in the city?

FERDINAND As thy long sword and my lean wits can make it.
You’ve naught to stay for. Is it the road again?

GOW Ay. This time, not alone. . . . She will be here?

PRINCESS I am here. You have not looked at me awhile.

GOW The rest is with you, Ferdinand . . . Then free.

PRINCESS And at my service more than ever. I claim—
(Our wars have taught me)—being your Queen, now, claim
You wholly mine.

GOW Then free. . . . She will be here? A little while—

PRINCESS (to FERDINAND) He looks beyond, not at me.

FERDINAND Weariness.
We are not so young as once was. Two days’ fight—
A worthy servitor—to be allowed
Some freedom.

PRINCESS I have offered him all he would.

FERDINAND He takes what he has taken.

(The Spirit of the LADY FRANCES appears to Gow)

GOW Frances!

PRINCESS Distraught!

FERDINAND An old head-blow, maybe. He has dealt in them.

GOW (to the Spirit) What can the Grave against us, O my Heart,
Comfort and light and reason in all things
Visible and invisible—my one God?
Thou that wast I these barren unyoked years
Of triflings now at end! Frances!

PRINCESS She’s old.

FERDINAND. True. By most reckonings old. They must keep other count.

PRINCESS. He kisses his hand to the air!

FERDINAND. His ring, rather, he kisses. Yes—for sure-the ring.

GOW Dear and most dear! And now—those very arms!
(Dies)

PRINCESS Oh, look! He faints. Haste, you! Unhelm him!
Help!

FERDINAND. Needless. No help avails against that poison. He is sped.

PRINCESS. By his own hand? This hour? When I had offered—

FERDINAND. He had made other choice—an old, old choice,
Ne’er swerved from, and now patently sealed in death.

PRINCESS He called on—the Lady Frances, was it? Wherefore?

FERDINAND. Because she was his life. Forgive, my friend—
(covers Gow’s face)
God’s uttermost beyond me in all faith,
Service and passion—that I unveil at last
The secret. (To the PRINCESS) Thought-dreamed you, it was for you
He poured himself—for you resoldered the Crown?
Struck here, held there, amended, broke, built up
His multiplied imaginings for you?

PRINCESS. I thought—I thought he—

FERDINAND. Looked beyond. Her wish
Was the sole Law he knew. She did not choose
Your House should perish. Therefore he bade it stand.
Enough for him when she had breathed a word:
‘Twas his to make it iron, stone, or fire,
Driving our flesh and blood before his ways
As the wind straws. Her one face unregarded
Waiting you with your mantle or your glove—
That is the God whom he is gone to worship.

(Trumpets without. Enter the PRINCE’S Heralds)

And here’s the craft of Kingship begun again.
These from the Prince of Bargi—to whose sword
You owe such help as may, he thinks, be paid.
He’s equal in blood, in fortune more than peer,
Young, most well favoured, with a heart to love—
And two States in the balance. Do you meet him?

PRINCESS. God and my Misery! I have seen Love at last.
What shall content me after?

 

 (this is as far as the story goes ……..)

 

 

Good Luck

Good Luck, she is never a lady,
But the cursedest quean alive.
Tricksy, wincing, and jady—
Kittle to lead or drive.
Greet her—she hailing a stranger!
Meet her—she’s busking to leave!
Let her alone for a shrew to the bone
And the hussy comes plucking your sleeve!
     Largesse! Largesse, O Fortune!
     Give or hold at your will
     If I’ve no care for Fortune,
     Fortune must follow me still!

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Gipsy Vans

Unless you come of the gipsy stock
  That steals by night and day,
Lock your heart with a double lock
  And throw the key away.
Bury it under the blackest stone
  Beneath your father's hearth,
And keep your eyes on your lawful own
  And your feet to the proper path.
     Then you can stand at your door and mock
       When the gipsy vans come through...
     For it isn't right that the Gorgio stock
       Should live as the Romany do. 

Unless you come of the gipsy blood
  That takes and never spares,
Bide content with your given good
  And follow your own affairs.
Plough and harrow and roll your land,
  And sow what ought to be sowed;
But never let loose your heart from your hand,
  Nor flitter it down the road!
     Then you can thrive on your boughten food
       As the gipsy vans come through...
     For it isn't nature the Gorgio blood
       Should love as the Romany do.  

Unless you carry the gipsy eyes
  That see but seldom weep, 
Keep your head from the naked skies
  Or the stars'll trouble your sleep.
Watch your moon through your window-pane
  And take what weather she brews;
But don't run out in the midnight rain
  Nor home in the morning dews.
     Then you can huddle and shut your eyes
       As the gipsy vans come through...
     For it isn't fitting the Gorgio ryes
       Should walk as the Romany do. 

Unless you come of the gipsy race
  That counts all time the same,
Be you careful of Time and Place
  And Judgment and Good Name:
Lose your life for to live your life
  The way that you ought to do;
And when you are finished, your God and your wife
  And the Gipsies'll laugh at you!
     Then you can rot in your burying place
       As the gipsy vans come through... 
     For it isn't reason the Gorgio race
       Should die as the Romany do. 

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Giffen’s Debt

Imprimis he was “broke.” Thereafter left
His Regiment and, later, took to drink;
Then, having lost the balance of his friends,
“Went Fantee”—joined the people of the land,
Turned three parts Mussulman and one Hindu,
And lived among the Gauri villagers,
Who gave him shelter and a wife or twain.
And boasted that a thorough, full-blood sahib
Had come among them. Thus he spent his time,
Deeply indebted to the village shroff
(Who never asked for payment), always drunk,
Unclean, abominable, out-at-heels;
Forgetting that he was an Englishman. 

You know they dammed the Gauri with a dam,
And all the good contractors scamped their work
And all the bad material at hand
Was used to dam the Gauri—which was cheap,
And, therefore, proper. Then the Gauri burst,
And several hundred thousand cubic tons
Of water dropped into the valley, flop,
And drowned some five-and-twenty villagers,
And did a lakh or two of detriment
To crops and cattle. When the flood went down
We found him dead, beneath an old dead horse,
Full six miles down the valley. So we said
He was a victim to the Demon Drink,
And moralised upon him for a week,
And then forgot him. Which was natural. 

But, in the valley of the Gauri, men
Beneath the shadow of the big new dam,
Relate a foolish legend of the flood,
Accounting for the little loss of life
(Only those five-and-twenty villagers)
In this wise:—On the evening of the flood,
They heard the groaning of the rotten dam,
And voices of the Mountain Devils. Then
An incarnation of the local God,
Mounted upon a monster-neighing horse,
And flourishing a flail-like whip, came down,
Breathing ambrosia, to the villages,
And fell upon the simple villagers
With yells beyond the power of mortal throat,
And blows beyond the power of mortal hand,
And smote them with his flail-like whip, and drove
Them clamorous with terror up the hill,
And scattered, with the monster-neighing steed,
Their crazy cottages about their ears,
And generally cleared those villages.
Then came the water, and the local God,
Breathing ambrosia, flourishing his whip,
And mounted on his monster-neighing steed,
Went down the valley with the flying trees
And residue of homesteads, while they watched
Safe on the mountain-side these wondrous things,
And knew that they were much beloved of Heaven. 

Wherefore, and when the dam was newly built,
They raised a temple to the local God,
And burnt all manner of unsavoury things
Upon his altar, and created priests,
And blew into a conch and banged a bell,
And told the story of the Gauri flood
With circumstance and much embroidery....
So he, the whiskified Objectionable,
Unclean, abominable, out-at-heels,
Became the tutelary Deity
Of all the Gauri valley villages,
And may in time become a Solar Myth.

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Gethsemane

••WW1 TRENCH WARFARE

 

The Garden called Gethsemane 
  In Picardy it was,
And there the people came to see
  The English soldiers pass.
We used to pass - we used to pass
  Or halt, as it might be,
And ship our masks in case of gas
  Beyond Gethsemane. 

The Garden called Gethsemane,
  It held a pretty lass,
But all the time she talked to me
  I prayed my cup might pass.
The officer sat on the chair,
  The men lay on the grass,
And all the time we halted there
  I prayed my cup might pass. 

It didn't pass - it didn't pass
  It didn't pass from me.
I drank it when we met the gas
  Beyond Gethsemane!

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The Master-Cook

This is what might be called a parody or imitation
of the verses of Geoffrey Chaucer, one of the earliest
and the greatest of our English poets. It looks
difficult to read, but you will find it comes quite
easily if you say it aloud, remembering that where
there is an accent over the end of a word, that word
is pronounced as two syllables not one.
“Snailés,” for instance, would be spoken as “snai-les.

From the Rochelle which is neere Angoulême.
Littel hee was, but rounder than a topp,
And his small berd hadde dipped in manie a soppe.
His honde was smoother than beseemeth mann’s,
And his discoorse was all of marzipan,(1)
Of tripes of Caen, or Burdeux snailés swote,(2)
And Seinte Menhoulde wher cooken piggés-foote.(3)
To Thoulouse and to Bress and Carcasson
For pyes and fowles and chesnottes hadde hee wonne;(4)
Of hammés of Thuringie (5) colde hee prate,
And well hee knew what Princes hadde on plate
At Christmas-tide, from Artois to Gascogne.
Lordinges, quod hee, manne liveth nat alone
By bred, but meatés rost and seethed, and broth,
And purchasable (6) deinties, on mine othe.
Honey and hote gingere well liketh hee,
And whalés-flesch mortred (7) with spicerie.
For, lat be all how man denie or carpe, (8)
Him thries a daie his honger maketh sharpe,
And setteth him at boorde (9) with hawkés eyne,
Snuffing what dish is set beforne to deyne,
Nor, till with meate he all-to fill to brim,
None other matter nowher mooveth him.
Lat holie Seintés sterve (10) as bookés boast,
Most mannés soule is in his bellie most.
For, as man thinketh in his hearte is hee,
But, as hee eateth so his thought shall bee.
And Holie Fader’s self (11) (with reveraunce)
Oweth to Cooke his port and his presaunce.
Wherbye it cometh past disputison (12)
Cookes over alle men have dominion,
Which follow them as schippe her gouvernail (13)
Enoff of wordes—beginneth heere my tale:—

1. A kind of sticky sweetmeat.
2. Bordeaux snails are specially large and sweet.
3. They grill pigs’-feet still at St. Menehoulde, not far
from Verdun, better than anywhere else in all the world.
4. Gone-to get pâtés of ducks’ liver at Toulouse; fatted
poultry at Bourg in Breese, on the road to Geneva; and
very large chestnuts in sugar at Carcassonne, about forty
miles from Toulouse.
5. This would probably be some sort of wild-boar ham
from Germany.
6. Expensive.
7. Beaten up.
8. Sneer or despise.
9. Brings him to table.
10. Starve.
11. The Pope himself, who depends on his cook for being
healthy and well-fed.
12. Dispute or argument.
13. Men are influenced by their cooks as ships are steered
by their rudders.

Gentlemen-Rankers

To the  legion of the lost ones, to the cohort of the damned,
    To my brethren in their sorrow overseas,
Sings a gentleman of England cleanly bred, machinely crammed,
    And a trooper of the Empress, if you please.
Yea, a trooper of the forces who has run his own six horses,
    And faith he went the pace and went it blind,
And the world was more than kin while he held the ready tin,
    But to-day the Sergeant’s something less than kind.

        We’re poor little lambs who’ve lost our way,
                Baa! Baa! Baa!
        We’re little black sheep who’ve gone astray,
                Baa—aa—aa!
        Gentlemen-rankers out on the spree,
        Damned from here to Eternity,
        God ha’ mercy on such as we,
                Baa! Yah! Bah! 

Oh, it’s sweet to sweat through stables, sweet to empty kitchen slops,
    And it’s sweet to hear the tales the troopers tell,
To dance with blowzy housemaids at the regimental hops
    And thrash the cad who says you waltz too well.
Yes, it makes you cock-a-hoop to be “Rider” to your troop,
    And branded with a blasted worsted spur,
When you envy, O how keenly, one poor Tommy living cleanly
    Who blacks your boots and sometimes calls you “Sir”. 

If the home we never write to, and the oaths we never keep,
    And all we know most distant and most dear,
Across the snoring barrack-room return to break our sleep,
    Can you blame us if we soak ourselves in beer?
When the drunken comrade mutters and the great guard-lantern gutters
    And the horror of our fall is written plain,
Every secret, self-revealing on the aching white-washed ceiling,
    Do you wonder that we drug ourselves from pain? 

We have done with Hope and Honour, we are lost to Love and Truth,
    We are dropping down the ladder rung by rung,
And the measure of our torment is the measure of our youth.
    God help us, for we knew the worst too young!
Our shame is clean repentance for the crime that brought the sentence,
    Our pride it is to know no spur of pride,
And the Curse of Reuben holds us till an alien turf enfolds us
    And we die, and none can tell Them where we died.

        We’re poor little lambs who’ve lost our way,
                Baa! Baa! Baa!
        We’re little black sheep who’ve gone astray,
                Baa—aa—aa!
        Gentlemen-rankers out on the spree,
        Damned from here to Eternity,
        God ha’ mercy on such as we,
                Baa! Yah! Bah!
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General Joubert

With those that bred, with those that loosed the strife,
  He had no part whose hands were clear of gain;
But subtle, strong, and stubborn, gave his life
  To a lost cause, and knew the gift was vain. 

Later shall rise a people, sane and great,
  Forged in strong fires, by equal war made one;
Telling old battles over without hate—
  Not least his name shall pass from sire to son. 

He may not meet the onsweep of our van
  In the doomed city when we close the score;
Yet o’er his grave—his grave that holds a man—
  Our deep-tongued guns shall answer his once more!

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Gehazi

Whence comest thou, Gehazi,
  So reverend to behold,
In scarlet and in ermines 
  And chain of England's gold?" 
"From following after Naaman 
  To tell him all is well,
Whereby my zeal hath made me 
  A Judge in Israel."  

Well done; well done, Gehazi! 
  Stretch forth thy ready hand,
Thou barely 'scaped from judgment,
  Take oath to judge the land
Unswayed by gift of money 
  Or privy bribe, more base,
Of knowledge which is profit
  In any market-place.  

Search out and probe, Gehazi,
  As thou of all canst try,
The truthful, well-weighed answer 
  That tells the blacker lie– 
The loud, uneasy virtue 
  The anger feigned at will,
To overbear a witness 
  And make the Court keep still. 

Take order now, Gehazi,
  That no man talk aside 
In secret with his judges 
  The while his case is tried.
Lest he should show them–reason 
  To keep a matter hid,
And subtly lead the questions 
  Away from what he did. 

Thou mirror of uprightness, 
  What ails thee at thy vows? 
What means the risen whiteness 
  Of the skin between thy brows? 
The boils that shine and burrow,
  The sores that slough and bleed–
The leprosy of Naaman 
  On thee and all thy seed? 

     Stand up, stand up, Gehazi,
       Draw close thy robe and go,
     Gehazi, Judge in Israel,
       A leper white as snow!

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Gallio’s Song

All day long to the judgment-seat 
The crazed Provincials drew—
All day long at their ruler's feet 
Howled for the blood of the Jew.
Insurrection with one accord 
Banded itself and woke, 
And Paul was about to open his mouth 
When Achaia's Deputy spoke— 

"Whether the God descend from above 
Or the Man ascend upon high,
Whether this maker of tents be Jove 
Or a younger deity—
I will be no judge between your gods 
And your godless bickerings.
Lictor, drive them hence with rods—
I care for none of these things!  

Were it a question of lawful due 
Or Caesar's rule denied, 
Reason would I should bear with you 
And order it well to be tried; 
But this is a question of words and names,
I know the strife it brings.
I will not pass upon any your claims.
I care for none of these things. 

One thing only I see most clear,
As I pray you also see.
Claudius Caesar hath set me here 
Rome's Deputy to be.
It is Her peace that ye go to break— 
Not mine, nor any king's. 
But, touching your clamour of 'Conscience sake,'
I care for none of these things. 

Whether ye rise for the sake of a creed,
Or riot in hope of spoil,
Equally will I punish the deed,
Equally check the broil;
Nowise permitting injustice at all 
From whatever doctrine it springs—
But - whether ye follow Priapus or Paul,
I care for none of these things!"

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