Then it’s collar ‘im tight,
In the name o’ the Lawd!
‘Ustle ‘im, shake ‘im till ‘e’s sick!
Wot, ‘e would, would ‘e? Well,
Then yer’ve got ter give ‘im ‘Ell,
An’ it’s trunch, trunch, truncheon does the trick!
A Christmas Garland II. P.C.X.36
by R*d**rd K*pl*ng
(Max Beerbohm)