1 Why gird at Lollius if he care To purchase in the city’s sight, With nard and roses for his hair, The name of Knight? 2 Son of unmitigated sires Enriched by trade in Afric corn, His wealth allows, his wife requires, Him to be born. 3 Him slaves shall serve with zeal renewed At lesser wage for longer whiles, And school- and station-masters rude Receive with smiles. 4 His bowels shall be sought in charge By learned doctors; all his sons And nubile daughters shall enlarge Their horizons. 5 For fierce she-Britons, apt to smite Their upward-climbing sisters down, Shall smooth their plumes and oft invite The brood to town. 6 For these delights will he disgorge The State enormous benefice, But—by the head of either George— He pays not twice! 7 Whom neither lust for public pelf, Nor itch to make orations, vex— Content to honour his own self With his own cheques— 8 That man is clean. At least, his house Springs cleanly from untainted gold— Not from a conscience or a spouse Sold and resold. 9 Time was, you say, before men knew Such arts, and rose by Virtue guided? The tables rock with laughter—you Not least derided.
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