YOU mustnít groom an Arab with a file.
You hadnít ought to tension-spring a mule.
You couldnít push a brumby fifty mile
And drop him in a boiler-shed to cool.
Iíll sling you through six counties in a day.
Iíll hike you up a grade of one in ten.
I am Duty, Law and Order under way,
Iím the Mentor of banana-fingered men!
I will make you know your left hand from your right.
I will teach you not to drink about your biz.
Iím the only temperance advocate in sight!
I am all the Education Act there is!